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Mother's Dictionary of Meanings - Happy Mother's Day!

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    Mother's Dictionary of Meanings - Happy Mother's Day!

    Hello mums and mums to be!

    Monday blues just hit and so I thought... I'd bite back with a vengeance given that we all have something wonderful to look forward to this Sunday! (Even though, I've been told the the housecat is planning my celebration!) Here's a little humour to keep ALL of us going through the week!:yeah2

    Mother's Dictionary of Meanings
    Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

    Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

    Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

    Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

    Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

    Independent: How we want our children to be for as long as they do everything we say.

    Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

    Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.

    Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

    Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

    Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar-grunting noises.

    Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.

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    This was great spockey! Thanks for sharing!

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